What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:43
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.